Ok.......I gotta start by saying I can't STAND to listen to bitching & crying so I am gonna break my own rule and piss and moan this ONE time.....and then I will keep my mouth shut for the rest of the season.
I was in line to go +571 for the DAY !!! All that needed to happen was for Tampa Bay to hang onto a 5 run lead in the 9th inning (not to mention they were leading 8-1 in the 4th). That would have shattered the one-day record, put me ALMOST in 1st place.......not to mention that I always play a 3 team parlay of my 3 picks and FLA, HOU & TB would have paid $2043 - 100.
But this contest is so sick that I am more upset about the contest than the record.
ANY-way.........if somebody out there ever invents a time machine, please let me know......because I want to go back in time and kill all of their mothers to assure that NONE of those Little League Level DOUCHEBAGS are ever born. The world has never seen such a pitiful display of ineptitude since the Italian army failed to take their tanks out of reverse in 1943. In fact I hope the entire state of FLORIDA is eaten by alligators (with apologies to my cousins who have parents living there). This is the worst thing done in Florida (and I don't CARE that the game was actually played in Toronto) since their whore bitch secretary of state destroyed our dreams of democracy in 2000 and gave the presidency to that stuttering cokehead piece of shit and his corrupt face shooting quail hunting evil dipshit boss
PHEW !!!!
Ok......that's it.......I only do one of these per season so I gotta make it count.
I was in line to go +571 for the DAY !!! All that needed to happen was for Tampa Bay to hang onto a 5 run lead in the 9th inning (not to mention they were leading 8-1 in the 4th). That would have shattered the one-day record, put me ALMOST in 1st place.......not to mention that I always play a 3 team parlay of my 3 picks and FLA, HOU & TB would have paid $2043 - 100.
But this contest is so sick that I am more upset about the contest than the record.
ANY-way.........if somebody out there ever invents a time machine, please let me know......because I want to go back in time and kill all of their mothers to assure that NONE of those Little League Level DOUCHEBAGS are ever born. The world has never seen such a pitiful display of ineptitude since the Italian army failed to take their tanks out of reverse in 1943. In fact I hope the entire state of FLORIDA is eaten by alligators (with apologies to my cousins who have parents living there). This is the worst thing done in Florida (and I don't CARE that the game was actually played in Toronto) since their whore bitch secretary of state destroyed our dreams of democracy in 2000 and gave the presidency to that stuttering cokehead piece of shit and his corrupt face shooting quail hunting evil dipshit boss
PHEW !!!!
Ok......that's it.......I only do one of these per season so I gotta make it count.
